fyeahmindcrack:

“No, your dog is killing me!”

Team PiMP UHC highlight from episode 6

This was so hilarious!

larryrickardfan:

g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

oh my god

caNNOT FUCKING BREATHE

oh.my.gosh. XD

(via aishaneko)

everything-creative:

Do you like it spooky? Or maybe already looking for your next Halloween decoration? The Forms in Nature chandelier created by HildenDiaz might give you a nice mysterious atmosphere.

*grabby hands*

(via nobiliorpomis)

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

I just want my life to be like these pictures → rustic

(via travelingteaparty)

(Source: reasontoodreams, via aristocraticelegance)

I recently had a coworker reply to my statement of “I don’t want kids” with “That’s what my daughter used to say.” -_- I know what she really meant.

(Source: holaafrica, via myfemalegaze)

ohmyglob!

(Source: onceuponatime-tvshowaddiction, via aishaneko)

Senpai noticed me…

The title is silly, and I feel like my feelings are silly too…

But I can’t help it.  Today the man I have a stupid crush on replied to something I tweeted to him and it made my day.

I’m sure I’m still just a name in a sea of names, but when I saw his reply in my inbox my heart fluttered.

I’m 29 and I have a crush on someone I’ve never met or seen.  I feel foolish.

But I can’t help it.

"Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you farther ahead, improve your situation, or help you find peace. It just feeds your shame, fuels your feelings of inadequacy, and ultimately, it keeps you stuck. The reality is that there is no one correct path in life. Everyone has their own unique journey. A path that’s right for someone else won’t necessarily be a path that’s right for you. And that’s okay. Your journey isn’t right or wrong, or good or bad. It’s just different. Your life isn’t meant to look like anyone else’s because you aren’t like anyone else. You’re a person all your own with a unique set of goals, obstacles, dreams, and needs. So stop comparing, and start living. You may not have ended up where you intended to go. But trust, for once, that you have ended up where you needed to be. Trust that you are in the right place at the right time. Trust that your life is enough. Trust that you are enough."

Daniell Koepke (via touchpulp)

(Source: internal-acceptance-movement, via emmyc)